News She Can Use

December 22nd

-Carrie Underwood and hockey player Mike Fisher are engaged!

-Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, was a legal time bomb who, apparently, had substance abuse problms as well.

-Here’s a list of the prescriptions found on her nightstand.

-How much does the cast of Jersey Shore charge for appearence fees?

-Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, who has probably never paid for her own health insurance has just released this video which encourages liberals to withold sexual favors from opponents of health care reform. Classy.

December 21st

-TMZ is reporting that Brittany Murphy was sick to her stomach days before her death and was taking prescription medication for flu-like symptoms.

-Some who knew Brittany are saying they saw it coming.

-Evidently Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, doesn’t want an autopsy. It looks like they’re going to do it anyway.

-Her husband apparently has some problems of his own.

-Golfing at night alone, watching hours of cartoons…is Tiger cracking up?

-Snoop Dogg is changing lives via football.

December 18th

-Here’s how famous chefs such as Giada de Laurentiis stay skinny in spite of their profession.

-Nancy O’Dell is quitting Access Hollywood two years before her contract expires.

-Francis Bean Cobain has also gotten a restraining order against her mother, Courtney Love.

-Glenn Beck is selling the Connecticut house that he bought for $4.2 million.

-TMZ is reporting that the day before he died, Chris Henry had been “aggravated” about the cost of his upcoming wedding.

-Jennifer Lopez talks about kids, break-ups, and holiday plans.

December 17th

-Carrie Underwood is Self Magazine’s January cover girl. In it she discusses fashion, family and staying fit.

-Here are pictures of Tiger Woods hanging out in Tony Romo’s box at Texas Stadium for a U2 concert. The woman in the first picture doesn’t appear to be his wife.

-Meg Whitman’s son has been suspended from Princeton.

-Chris Henry was thrown from the bed of pickup truck as his fiancee sped off from the home they share with their 3 children north of Charlotte. He is now battling for his life.

-It looks like Elin Woods is heading for Sweden.

December 16th

-Erin Andrews wants her stalker to stay in jail “as long as possible” because he’s a threat to women.

-Jessica Simpson wants to design her own line of wedding rings.

-Jennifer Garner’s stalker has been arrested.

-Here’s the list of Golden Globe nominees.

-Tiger is reportedly “on the edge” as his wife is now refusing to speak to him and a new mistress (#14) is revealed.

-While Tiger loses sponsors, it seems that his wife has gained a sponsor–Puma.

December 15th

-Hilarious video: The cast of Jersey Shore stopped by TMZ to show Harvey Levin the correct way to fist pump.

-Apparently Tom Brady and Gisele haven’t been in the same room long enough over the past week to give their new child a name. Might want to get on that.

-Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a baby boy yesterday morning.

-The Daily Beast goes inside Rachel Uchitel’s rolodex, love affairs, and nightclub history.

-Here’s an IVillage photo gallery of wronged political spouses.

-It looks like Courtney Love is falling apart again. Her daughter, Francis Bean Cobain, has now been assigned her grandparents as legal guardians.

-TMZ is reporting that Tiger’s team has had to clean up messy personal issues before.

-Here are 9 tips for beating holiday stress.

December 14th

-Miss Gibraltar Kaiane Aldorino was crowned Ms. World 2009 Saturday night. She is a 22-year-old HR clerk at St. Bernard’s Hospital. First runner-up was Ms. Mexico and second runner-up was Ms. South Africa.

-Here are 12 ways to wear a scarf.

-Sophomore tailback from Alabama, Mark Ingram, won the Heisman this weekend.

-By now you’ve probably seen the video of Snooki from Jersey Shore getting punched in the face at a bar. If not, here it is. Seriously, what kind of guy does that?

-GOP operatives party hardy at Ron Bonjean’s annual event.

-Speaking of the GOP, Republican National Committee Chair. Michael Steele, just might be the coolest boss. ever. Check out these photos he posed for with his interns.

-Photos: Britney and her boys will grace the cover of January’s issue of Elle.

December 11th

-Ever wonder how Taylor Swift would look with straight hair and bangs?

-Here’s an interesting letter from a Dunwoody, GA grandparent who attended his granddaughter’s “holiday” music performance which consisted of kids banging sticks on bongos, chanting and traditional songs from Trinidad–not one traditional Christmas song. Amazing.

-Rachel Uchitel may sue The View.

-Talk about a lack of insight. A few celebs have weighed in on the Tiger Woods affair.

-More celeb idiocy regarding Tiger.

-The guy who punched Snooki from Jersey Shore has already been processed and found guilty of assault.

December 10th

-Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins.

-Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen welcome a baby boy.

-Tiger and Elin are considering leaving the country for a private Swedish island.

December 9th

-Tune in to The View on Thursday to see Elisabeth Hasselbeck blast Adam Lambert.

-Remember the 90-year-old medal of honor recipient who was being strong-armed by his Homeowners Association in an attempt to get him to remove his flagpole? Good news–He won!

-Lady Gaga got to meet Queen Elizabeth II. She wore red vinyl. No kidding.

-Nicky Hilton has been robbed. The thieves took about $2 million worth of merchandise including her laptop and expensive Lalique crystal.

-There are new reports that Tiger’s people offered hush money to a witness of his affair with Rachel Uchitel.

-There are also reports that he hired a private investigator to dig up dirt on accusers.

-The Daily Beast is reporting that Rachel Uchitel will speak to OK magazine and say something really ditzy like, “I have really good qualities…don’t judge me.” Also, Star Magazine is reporting that Elin confronted Uchitel the night of the crash, screaming into Tiger’s phone, “I know everything!”

December 8th

-Forever Young: Diane Sawyer, Drew Barrymore, Demi Moore, Marc Jacobs, Tom DeLay. Check out this gallery of stars who have aged backwards.

-The cult of Chuck Norris: “Unlike, say, Hulk Hogan, it doesn’t feel like he’s trying to act and doing it badly. It feels like he’s just not impressed enough by acting to make any extra effort.”

-It looks like Tiger’s wife has moved out.

-An officer on the scene reported his suspicions that Tiger was impaired at the time of the wreck.

-New reports are surfacing that Tiger was admitted to Orlando’s Health Central Hospital under an alias, William Smith, for overdosing. His wife gave paramedics two pill bottles at the scene–one for Ambien, one for Vicodin. This seems to mesh with reports that Tiger was in and out of consciousness at the scene, at one point snoring on the street.

-Martina Navratilova is being sued by her lesbian lover who claims that she left her with nothing.

-Michelle Duggar was admitted to the hospital for premature labor pains.

December 7th

-Weezer frontman, Rivers Cuomo, was injured in a New York bus crash this weekend.

-Billy Joel & Christie Brinkley’s daughter, Alexa Ray, was hospitalized in New York for a suspected drug overdose.

-Apparently Tiger has a thing for waitresses. Here’s the latest woman to come out of the woodwork, a Perkins waitress. That’s number five for those of you keeping score at home. Nice.

-He also told one of the mistresses that his marriage was a sham–put together for good publicity.

-…and how’s this for bad timing? Remember Bryon Bell–Tiger’s best friend who arranged travel for at least one of Tiger’s honeys when he was in Australia? He’s getting married this weekend and Tiger’s supposed to be the best man.

-It looks like Tiger did, in fact, pay off mistress #1.

-…and he may have a drug problem.

December 4th

-Jenny McCarthy discusses her past weight struggles.

-A Richmond Homeowner’s Association is trying to strong-arm a 90-year-old medal of honor recepient into taking down his American flag. There is no provision in the community’s rules forbidding flagpoles; but some board members got together and voted that it should be removed. Classy.

-Fraser Seitel: Is Tiger Out of the Woods?

-Mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel, says she wasn’t paid off; but canceled her press conference yesterday because of a fear for her safety.

-She is also telling friends that she and Tiger did drugs before hooking up.

-Here are emails between mistress #1 and Tiger’s friend, Byron Bell, confirming her flight details to Australia.

-Here are the results of an investigative report by Gerald Posner of the Daily Beast on the secret lives of golf groupies.

-Guidos: Meet the cast of Jersey Shore.

December 3rd

-Fight was triggered by mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel, who he was texting before his wife confronted him. His phone as well as the vestibule area of his home were subsequently destroyed. Rachel is planning a 11:30 a.m. press conference with her attorney, Gloria Allred.

-Meanwhile, Jesper Parnevik, the Swedish golfer who hooked the two up, is saying this about Tiger.

-Here’s a picture of the freak parade that is going on outside his Orlando neighborhood, Isleworth.

-Elin is demanding some revisions of their prenup. Celebs usually get hammered financially when they are divorced. Tiger is shelling out cash to get Elin to stay with him another two years.

-Is it the long, overprocessed hair? The orange-hued spray tans? The eyebrows that have been tweezed within an inch of their lives? Janice Min of Daily Beast explores why the latest group of celeb mistresses all look so similar.

-Photos: Tiger’s other women.

-Here’s the full text of his statement.

-Tom Brady has a secret that not even Gisele knows.

December 2nd

-Sorry or sorry you got caught? Here’s Tiger’s lame attempt at an apology over his personal “transgressions”.

-Here’s what Tiger Woods’ other “other woman” is saying. Keep in mind that she has already appeared on a VH1 reality show, so this could be yet another fame-seeking stunt.

-On the other hand, TMZ has just posted this audio–voicemails from Tiger to the other woman basically saying that his wife is on to them. If it’s not him, somebody has a bright future in voiceovers.

-Adding to his mounting troubles are reports by Radar Online that he paid for Rachel Uchitel’s travel to meet him in Australia in November.

-A thirty-one year old Russian mother, Viktoria Radochinskaya, was crowned Mrs. World 2009.

-Britney is 28 and looks like she’s doing better than ever.

December 1st

-Elisabeth Hasselbeck is being sued. Again.

-Photos: Chelsea Clinton’s fiancee, Marc Mezvinksy. The groom-to-be’s dad was recently released from federal prison. just saying.

-Video: Judge for yourself. Did Romanian President, Traian Basescu, hit a 10-year-old child in the face? Sure looks like it.

-Jezebel: “Jenny Sanford Takes Infidelity, Makes Lemonade.”

-…speaking of Jenny Sanford. She joins Tiger’s Wife, Betty Draper and Taylor Swift as women who came out swinging.

-…speaking of Tiger’s wife. Here’s a little more information about the mysterious but apparently rather feisty Elin Nordegren.

-Liz Smith calls the Salahis social-climbing deadbeats.

-Hulk Hogan picks a new “Mrs. Hogan.

-Fox News: 7 ways to stay (or get) thin.

November 30th

-Cops are now pursuing a warrant in Tiger Woods case. This will give them access to his medical records which should show whether his wounds are consistent with a car wreck or domestic violence.

-Here are the first pictures Heidi Klum has released of her new baby, Lou Samuel.

-Shocker: David Hasselhoff hospitalized for alcohol-related seizures.

-Photos: 10 Hottest TV Chefs

November 25th

-Olympic gymnast Alicia Sacramone and NFL quarterback Brady Quinn are dating.

-Does MTV’s new reality show, Jersey Shore, discriminate against guidos.

-Jon Gosselin caught on tape: “I Put My Kids Out There To Every Pedophile And They Never Got Paid For It.”

-Photos: State dinner fashion

-GMA apparently told Adam Lambert “thanks, but no thanks.”

-Just weeks after he apologized for his wife parking in a red zone, Gov. Arnold Scwarzenegger has been busted by TMZ doing the same thing.

November 24th

-Angie Harmon: Palin 2012!

-Photos: Here’s who will be at the state dinner tonight.

-Speaking of Sarah Palin, she got the chance to eat and pray with Rev. Billy Graham Sunday.

-Adam Lambert = talentless slimeball…but you knew that.

-Paula Deen was working a charity event yesterday in Atlanta when she was hit with a ham. Watch the video.

-Meet Burkha Barbie.

November 23rd

-Jennifer Lopez took a fall on stage last night at the AMA’s.

-Study claims that bread-winning women yell at men over housework to “feel more feminine.”

-TMZ: Michael Phelps takes gold in the 4 x forgot-to-pay-his-taxes.

-Enabler at best, killer at worst: Dr. Conrad Murray goes back to work tomorrow.

November 20th

-Body image experts slam Kate Moss for her food motto, “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” Clearly she hasn’t tried tuxedo cream cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. Heaven on Earth.

-Carrie Prejean’s brother spoke to Radar Online. He says she was over 18 in the videoes.

-The menu for Tuesdays White House state dinner hasn’t been released yet; but based on Michelle Obama’s tastes, here’s what we can expect.

-Celebrity Feud: Martha Stewart vs. Rachael Ray

-Here’s a great interview with the author of Too Big To Fail, which chronicles the fall of Lehman Brothers and the subsequent government bailouts, Andrew Ross Sorkin.

November 19th

-Erin Andrews’ stalker followed her all over the country.

-Time discusses over-parenting, helicopter-parenting, not letting your 9-year-old ride the subway home by himself.

-Joe Francis owes $34 million in back taxes.

-…speaking of, quite possibly, the biggest dirtbag, Roman Polanski’s trial may be televised.

-Taylor Swift is suing an Idaho sports bar.

-Johnny Depp is named People’s Sexiest Man Alive….yawn…

November 18th

-This type of thing rarely ends well. The Russian ice circus has taught a bear how to ice skate and play hockey. It’s cute and funny…for now.

-Playboy African Dictator’s Son is Dating His Own Cousin

-Not so shocking. There’s a new lawsuit against Jon Gosselin for breach of content and fraud.

-What exactly goes on at a state dinner?

-Army mom skips deployment to care for baby.

November 17th

-Carrie Underwood says she would never move in with her hockey player boyfriend, Mike Fisher–says it’s “not my style.”

-Rebecca Hagelin points out that the main difference between Carrie Prejean and the rest of her generation is the fact that her views on modesty and sexuality have evolved publicly.

-Margo Howard is not particularly excited about Sarah Palin’s book.
-Sarah Palin Through the Years: From beauty queen to Governor.

-Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric welcome a baby girl.

November 16th

-Country Stars Dish: You know you’ve made it in country music when…

-Mike Tyson could do time in the jail run by America’s favorite sheriff, Joe Arpaio.

-Was Saturday Nights SNL the worst ever?

-Rosie O’Donnell & Kelli Carpenter’s relationship is on the rocks.

-Is Liv Tyler pregnant?

-Here is a fashion recap from the CMA Awards.

November 13th

-Jezebel: John Gosselin gives Levi Johnston parenting advice.
-Wynonna Judd Apologizes for dissing Taylor Swift.
-Here are pictures from the CMA Award Show red carpet.
-Gawker: 10 juicy items from the Sarah Palin memoir.
-Steve Phillips’ mistress says she didn’t stalk anyone.
-Cindy Crawford is the victim of an extortion attempt.
-10 ways to integrate your feminine touch into business dealings.

November 12th

-Carrie Prejean’s ex boyfriend says she asked him to lie about her age when controversial tapes were sent.
-…and last night she unplugged her mic when Larry King asked her about matters related to her settlement with the pageant, which is a private legal matter, as King is well aware.
-Here are 7 signs you’re a shopaholic.
-Guidos Gone Wild: Have you seen ads for MTV’s newest, most stomach-turning show? It’s called Jersey Shore.
-Has Gavin Newsom run away to Hawaii with life coach? So much for suspending the campaign in order to “spend more time with the family.”
-A photographer gets what he deserves for getting in Mike Tyson’s face as he searched for his lost luggage. Maybe not the best year to bug him.

November 11th

-Is the recession causing weight gain?
-Here is Amy Poehler’s advice to young girls.
-Shanna Moakler of Ms. California pageant fame and the supposed arbiter of all that is appropriate, recently called Khloe Kardashian a donkey. Nice.
-To her credit, she did eventually apologize via twitter.
-Here is a list of the 25 most valuable blogs. Some of my favorites are included: Breitbart sites, Gawker, Pop Sugar, and Drudge.

November 10th

-Carrie Prejean says sex tape was “biggest mistake of my life”
-Levi Johnston sues Birstol Palin for custody of their son. Good luck with that one.
-Larry King’s stylist should be fired on account of the most ridiculous yellow suspenders I have ever seen. How are we supposed to take this interview with the DC Sniper’s ex-wives serious when he’s wearing these gems.
-Rachel Zoe gives Taylor Jacobsen the pink slip.
-Kelly Kapowski is having a baby!
-Ouch! One million Maclaren strollers have been recalled after 12 kids lose their fingertips in the hinges.
-Hailey Glassman’s parents beg Jon Gosselin to dump their dauther.
-Sad: Kareem Abdul Jabbar has been diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia.
-Elizabeth Lambert is the University of New Mexico soccer player who took another player down by her ponytail during a game. It turns out that this is only one tactic among many in her dirty arsenal.
-Stressed out? Dr. Roberta Lee says to give your girlfriends a call.
-With the unemployment rate at a 26-year high, Women on the Web tell about their longest stretches of unemployment, and how they eventually found a job.

November 9th

-Read an excerpt from Carrie Prejean’s book, Still Standing.
-NFL Legend, Lawrence Taylor was arrested this weekend.
-IVillage asks who’s to blame for our fat kids?
-Awkward teenage years + sexual confusion disguised as tolerance = this
-Disgraced New York Times reporter, Jayson Blair, is back. He spoke to Chris Wallace of Fox News.
-Here is Scarlett Johansson’s new fragrance ad.
-Chris Brown’s friends are calling Rihanna a liar. Amazing.
-Andre Agassi reveals lies he can’t live with.

November 6th

-Kim Zolciak of Real Housewives of Atlanta fame, is upset. Apparently her wikipedia page has been hacked.
-William Shatner does a poetic reading of Levi Johnston’s tweets. Turns out that they’re not his. Still very funny.
-In response, Levi Johnston’s attorney told Conan to retract the comments or he will sue.
-Amy Poehler says her Glamour cover is “airbrushed to the hilt–just how I like it.”
-Michelle Obama will host “Iron Chef” at the White House.
-Parental Advocacy Group slams “Gossip Girl” show for intense sexual imagery. Good for them–it has gotten ridiculous.
-Big Bird and the Sesame St. gang turn 40.

November 5th

-Real Housewives of OC facing serious financial problems.
-Eddie Cibrian already cheating on Leanne Rimes. Predictable.
-Nicolas Cage = compulsive spender.
-As if Silvio Berlusconi’s sexual misdeeds weren’t embarassing enough, Italy has a new politician who makes the Prime Minister’s actions seem mild in comparison.
-Rihanna is finally breaking her silence. Here is what she told Diane Sawyer today on Good Morning America.

-Chris Brown is also talking.
-Jim Farber of the New York Daily News asks if we should feel bad about watching Real Housewives.

November 4th

-Just what you need on your next ski vacation: a pot-head sitting next to you on the ski lift. And doing so legally.
-John Gosselin storms out of interview with Hailey Glassman.
-Bad news for Gwyneth Paltrow.
-Read Sarah Palin’s undelivered victory speech.
-Vogue Editor, Anna Wintour, is now a presidential appointee. Anybody see The Devil Wears Prada? This could get ugly.
-Gawker: “Your fears are true, kids: Embarrassing things you do now will come back to embarrass you again decades later.” Case in point: The most powerful man in France, Nicolas Sarkozy…
-Carrie Prejean has settled with CA Pageant Execs.
-Remember Slade Smiley from Real Housewives of O.C.? Apparently his son has an inoperable brain tumor and he is refusing to pay $80k in child support that he owes. Great guy.
-Reese Witherspoon helps police figure out who was at fault when two photographers got into a fist fight while trying to get a picture of her exiting a health club.
-Sarah Palin promises to visit several cities on her upcoming book tour.
-Study finds that bad moods can actually be good for you.

November 3rd

-Kiefer Sutherland + $700 bar tab between the hours of 7am – 1pm = indicator that the whole “sobriety” thing may not be working out so well for him.
-ESPN brass holds meeting at Bristol, CT headquarters to warn top on-air talent not to pull a “Steve Phillips”
-Levi Johnston says he has dirt on Sarah Palin that would “destroy” her. Seriously, when will this guy’s 15 minutes be over?
-Here is a quick look at celebrity baby registeries.
-Rihanna says domestic violence “can happen to anyone”
-Michelle Obama: FLOTUS Photo Essay.
-Jessica Simpson recently bashed Melrose Place via twitter after they let her sister go.

November 2nd

-John Gosselin’s last ditch attempt at public forgiveness with Rabbi Shmuley. Absurd.
-Even Marisa Miller has “fat” days.
-Cristiano Ronaldo and Michael Jackson’s father are pairing up to sell grills.
-In 1994 Balloon Boy’s Dad, Richard Heene, wrote a book. It was meant to be funny; but is actually really offensive.

October 30th

-From John Edwards to Daivd Letterman: When someone comes clean about their misdeeds, are you more willing to forgive them?
-Sarah Palin, Oprah, Ed Norton: Here is a list of unexpected celebrity marathoners.
-Jon Gosselin converting to Judaism?
-Jessica Simpson is looking for an “intellectual” man.
-Remember the La-Z-Boy mobile? It’s being sold in exchange for 1 DUI being wiped off the record of it’s owner.
-Here are photos from Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner’s date night. Could they be any cuter?

October 29th

-Hailey Glassman says she is emotionally abused by Jon Gosselin.
-Gawker explores the Silicon Valley neighborhoods of insanely rich internet giants like Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerburg and You Tube co-founder Jawed Karim.
-Now you can get paid every time a celebrity ditches Scientology.
-IVillage discusses the influx of slutty Halloween costumes.

October 28th

-Arrest made in UConn football player murder.
-First lady fashions. Here is a look at The NY Post’s favorite looks on Michelle Obama.
-Elliot Spitzer’s former call girl, Ashley Dupre, is back to her old tricks.
-Andre Agassi admits using crystal meth.
-Natalie Portmancompares eating meat to rape. No kidding.
-A female former staff writer for David Letterman describes his show as hostile toward women and claims that female staffers couldn’t move up without giving in to his sexual advances.
-Beyonce and Jay-Z: “What recession?”

October 27th

-Photo Essay: Beautiful, Brilliant women who stand by their men, despite their very public scandals.
-”Other woman” in Steve Phillips affair, also fired from ESPN. Phillips in therapy for “sex addiction”.
-Here are the top 10 political masks for Halloween 2009
-Here is what Levi Johnston is willing to do to extend his 15 minutes of fame into 20-25. Gross.
-JLo in fight with husband #1 to prevent him from creating a documentary about their life together.
-Jennifer Aniston will host a weekly talk show on Oprah’s new cable channel, OWN.
-GLAAD wants Kansas City Chiefs running back, Larry Johnson punished for dropping “F bomb”.

October 26th

-***Steve Philips Update*** …ESPN sent him packing.
-Wake up, Bill Ray Cyrus! Your 9-year old probably shouldn’t be dressing like this.
-Team Sandra: Bullock is involved in a nasty custody battle with her husband’s ex-wife who happens to be a porn star. I’m going to go ahead and predict that the judge will pick the star of Hope Floats over the star of Sleeping Booty who also happens to have just gotten out of jail on tax evasion charges.
-Billy Mays Jr. encouraging Halloween revelers to dress up like his deceased father. Very weird.
-Uma Thurman talks about motherhood and how she can’t help “overdoing” some things.
-Here are pictures and details of Ivanka Trump’s wedding.

October 23rd

-Georgetown University kid places an ad for a personal assistant to do laundry, schedule hair appointments, and pay parking tickets. Read the ad. It will redefine the idea of presumption for you.
-ESPN Analyst sex scandal gets even weirder. If that’s at all possible.
-2 More ESPN execs admit affairs.
-Shakira is a tough cookie
-Pageant mom puts 8 year-old on crash diet
-More James Arthur Ray Info: Sweat, Ego, and big $$$
-Man gets thrown in jail for driving a motorized La-Z Boy. After 8 beers. With a woman on the back.
-You may need to sit down for this. Someone in the balloon boy case actually…wait for it…TURNED DOWN a Dr. Phil appearence. Here’s a hint–he’s not related to Richard Heene. That pretty much explains it.
-Erin Andrews’ stalker has a court date.

October 22nd

- Oprah endorsed guru, James Arthur Ray’s sweat lodge is as “scary and infuriatingly new-agey as you thought”. Local police are investigating the deaths as homicides.
- Here is the 911 call in the ESPN analyst case. Never good for your wife to drive up and find the mistress in her driveway.
-Contessa Brewer mixes up her Reverands on live MSNBC broadcast
-Britney’s mom says she’s found “the one”
-Here is a picture of Nicole Richie’s baby, Sparrow
-Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney are engaged
-Nicole Kidman spoke to Congress about women’s rights in Congo, Afghanistan, and Pakistan
-Judge declares a mistrial in John Travolta extortion case.

October 21st

-The Cruises joined the Travolta’s at a secretive Scientology event in England.
-Here is a peek at Ivanka Trump and Zooey Deschanel’s wedding registries.
-Inside Donatella Versace’s World.
-NYC Housewife, Bethenny Frankel is pregnant.
-Heidi Montag expects cash in order to appear at sister’s birthday party.
-John Gosselin asks for $12k to appear on Tampa radio show

October 20th

-The Ms. California pageant wants the $5,200 it gave Carrie Prejean for a breast enhancement back.
-Balloon dad’s former costar says that she experienced his temper firsthand…but she’s a “psychic” so take that for what it’s worth.
-Kate Gosselin’s kids are acting out.
-Are Angelina & Brad’s kids out of control?
-Will there be an NSYNC reunion?

October 19th

-Who will be in the cast of the next Celebrity Apprentice?
-Kourtney Kardashian’s house burglarized
-Where do America’s most dateable guys live?
-Here are the details of Khloe Kardashian’s pre-nup
-Shrimp and crab soup join forces in an assasination attempt against former DC Mayor Marion Barry
-What happens when a DC Metro Bus tries to park on top of a stoplight?

October 17th

Kris Allen: “Hit Me Baby One More Time”

October 16th

-French Women: Skinnier and Better Lovers?
-Did Jon Gosselin hack into Kate’s email?
-Stars who were atheletes
-Tips for Dressing like your favorite Hollywood Mess this Halloween

October 15th
-Leona Lewis punched in the face at book signing in London bookstore.
Here’s the clip:

-Inside the home of Dwight from “Real Housewives of Atlanta”
-Avril Levigne getting a divorce
-Medic claims that Travolta’s lawyer offered him $15 million in hush money.
-How Britney got herself back on track

October 14th
-Al Sharpton Speaks out Against Limbaugh on Ed Show

-Jon Gosselin Ordered to Return $118k to Kate
-GQ Holds Party for 50 Most Powerful People
-Jessica Simpson to Get New Dog. Says Daisy Would’ve Wanted it That Way
-Michael Lohan says he knows Lindsay’s Drug Dealer

October 13th
-TV’s Top Earning Women
-Celebrity Feud: Tilda Swinton vs. The Donald
-Russell Simmons tells the Huffington Post that God will destroy us if we don’t follow Barack Obama.
-Heidi Klum & Seal have baby girl named Lou
-Is Penelope Cruz pregnant?
-Joe Francis claims that his participation in the DC gay rights march had nothing to do with rehabilitating his image.
-Paul Anka will get 50% publishing rights for MJ’s “This is It”
-Video: Atlanta Housewife, Lisa Wu Hartwell calls Kim “krazy with a k since she can’t spell”, describes Sheree as high maintenance, and questions whether or not Nene is genuine.
-National Anthem Fail: Jesse Mccartney forgets words. Jimmy Johnson and wife get an A+ for keeping straight faces.

-Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Jayde Nicole accuses Joe Francis of bragging that he “beat the law”
-SNL gets a good laugh at Obama for “accomplishing two things: Jack. Squat.”

-New Michael Jackson song, “This Is It” released.
-Kourtney Kardashian is having a baby boy
-Tax lien placed on Nicholas Cage’s $6 million worth of real estate holdings.
-Real Housewives of NYC feud continues.
-Letterman’s on-air apology seems was demanded by wife.
-NOW calls Letterman’s affair an example of “sexual harassment in the workplace”